Congratulations! Somehow, some form of algorithm has determined some rubbish I have written should be served up to you. I suppose you are now wondering wtf is this website about?
So, after realising my internal monologue shouldn’t be hidden away from the rest of the world, I should probably go old school and create a website/blog.
There are probably a series of questions you have; I’m going to do my best to try and answer them for you:
Who the fluff are you? I’m a late 30s “Dad” from…Europe
What do you do? I work in tech sales, I have a reasonably senior position, hence the slight anonymity.
Why are you spending time writing garbage? I seem to have learnt a lot of random things, made many mistakes and have many opinions, which you may or may not agree with.
Why does this website function like a bag of horse? Yea, about that…It’s just me and my subpar web design skills. I’m going to try and improve it as time goes on, but this is a side thing, so CHILL OUT!
Why do you write like a 4-year-old? I am not an English scholar, far from it, Grammarly is currently working over time. If you want better English literature, you have come to the wrong place.
Can I have your baby? You are so awesome. No, I have a wife, a kid and a black fluffy dog. I can’t financially/mentally/physically handle any more admin. Thanks, but no thanks.
Seriously, what is the point of this site? Honestly, I think I have a lot of stuff in common with you all. I cba to jump on youtube and do the whole – please like/subscribe/hit the bellend button. At some point, I will turn on comments to get a two-way comment system on the go. Like me, you have probably outgrown ladbible/unilad, etc., and have serious contempt for fitness influencers who don’t have kids, pets or hair loss in full swing. I don’t fully know where I will take this, but hey, let’s put that borderline fail high school English qualification to good use.
Stay classy. (need a better sign-off, work in progress)